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65 Funny Christmas Quotes For Friends

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With the holidays just around the corner, you might be looking for some Christmas spirit inspiration. It can be challenging to find the perfect Christmas messages. This is why we’ve compiled a list of our favorite Christmas quotes. Our collection of Christmas quotes is sure to satisfy your needs, whether you want a sentiment to add to your Christmas cards or a personal message to personalize your presents.

During the Christmas season, it is easy to get caught up in pulling off awe-inspiring holiday decorations. Choosing the perfect Christmas tree, hanging all the twinkling lights, and wrapping all the gifts for everyone on your list can be overwhelming. Getting into the true spirit of Christmas can be challenging when there are so many things clouding your mind. The holiday season is all about spending time with family and friends and reflecting on what you have been blessed with throughout the year.

Christmas Quotes For Kids

Are you searching for the best Christmas quotes for kids? Please find below all the quotes you need to spread joy and happiness to the children in your life during the holidays. 

“Santa knows who’s bad or good, but I think he already knows about you. Merry Christmas to a great kid!”


“To my beautiful child on your first Christmas: This Holy Day, I am grateful for so much, but you’re my biggest blessing in my life.”


“From the moment I saw your sweet face, I knew you were the best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Merry Christmas, Sweetie!”


“Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.”

Richard Lamm

“May Christmas brings you all the joy and happiness that you hold in your heart and makes you a great human being. Have a joyous and Merry Christmas, kiddo.”


“Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.”

William Saroyan

“Children make your Christmas Merry.”

Erma Bombeck

Christmas Love Quotes For Her

These Christmas love quotes for her are the perfect way to remind her of all the wonderful times you have shared with her over the years.

“Christmas is always so special because we spend it together. Merry Christmas, darling!”


“I have loved you from the moment I heard your voice. Thank you for coming here, and being my Christmas miracle.”

Alexa Riley

“I wish for magic this season, laughter and fun. I wish for mistletoe kisses-those sparkly ones.”

Cheri Bauer

“This Christmas is going to be just you and me, baby. Chill out by the fire. I’m going to sing those carols for you, love. We’ll be serenading all the melodies and making Christmas memories together.”


“This Christmas, let us all get together. We could sit and watch the snowfall for hours, eat, drink, and enjoy ourselves. Come along for the ride—Merry Christmas, love!”


“Merry Christmas to you and yours. All of the wonderful memories we’ve shared continue to bring joy to my heart. The love of my family has been the greatest blessing and gift I have received in my life.”


“Every time I think of you, your love melts my heart. I can’t bear the thought of not being able to spend Christmas with you. You make my Christmas extra special!”


“May your Christmas be full of wonderful surprises, a blanket of snow, and lots of mistletoe kisses and hugs. Merry Christmas to you, my dear.”


“I want to express how valuable you are to me. Surely, I’ll have you close by; I’ll wrap my arms around you and cherish my darling. I’ll kiss those chardonnay lips. Merry Christmas.”


“We’ve waited and prayed for this night for so long. Let’s kiss for Christmas and strengthen our bond. Let us work together to make this Christmas one to remember for years to come!”


“Since the beginning of our relationship, you’ve been my true love. You bring joy to my life, and each moment we spend together. I’m grateful for the time with you. Merry Christmas”


“Christmas comes once a year, but please know that I cherish you every single day no matter the distance between us.”


Christmas Bible Quotes

Here are some Christmas bible quotes you won’t want to miss.

“Jesus never let His true followers alone. I know you’re His most favorite one. He’ll shower you with all blessings. Merry Christmas, dear!”


“Do you want to be first in the test? Pray to Jesus. In this Holy day, Jesus may grant your all prayers. Merry Christmas!”


“God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If He gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it.”

Pope Francis

“Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.”

James 1:17

“I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.”

Norman Vincent Peale

“All the Christmas presents in the world are worth nothing without the presence of Christ.”

David Jeremiah

“The giving of gifts is not something man invented. God started the giving spree when He gave a gift beyond words, the unspeakable gift of His Son.”


“You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father’s face and tell him you have received his Christmas gift.”

John R. Rice

“And when the Lord Jesus has become your peace, remember, there is another thing: goodwill towards men. Do not try to keep Christmas without goodwill towards men.”

Charles Spurgeon

“Christmas celebrates the awesome and amazing fact that God is grander, wiser and more mysterious than we could have ever imagined.”

Dan Schaeffer

“May your heart be lifted in praise this Christmas for the wonderful gift of Jesus and the joy He brings to our lives. Have a Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year.”


Funny Christmas Quotes

Here are some funny Christmas quotes for those of you who have a great sense of humor. 

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

Gary Allan

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”

Johnny Carson

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”

Charles M. Schulz

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

Henny Youngman

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”

Victor Borge

”The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” 

George Carlin

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”

Shirley Temple

“There’s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.”

Kristen Wiig

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”


”Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.”

Melanie White

”A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.”

Melanie White

“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.”

Linda Sunshine

“You can just hear Santa saying ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ when you receive your credit card statement in January.”

Kate Summers

Christmas Love Quotes

Nothing compares to the warmth and joy of true love at Christmas. Here are some cute Christmas love quotes to send to the people you love most this holiday season.

“May our love find its way to your heart this holiday season. Have a wonderful time. Merry Christmas.”


“Love and Joy came down on the earth on Christmas day to make you happy and cheerful. May Christmas spread cheer in your life.”


“Christmas is for spending time with those we love most. I am so glad to spend it with you!”


“Christmas is the most special time of year, made even more special because I get to spend it with you!”


“You are the Christmas present I’ve wanted all these years. You are perfect just the way you are. Have a beautiful Christmas.”


“I am so grateful for the best gift of all this Christmas – You! Merry Christmas to you, my love.”


“This Christmas I want to take the time to tell you how much you mean to me. I feel so blessed with you!”


“Christmas is the time to be showered with love and blessing. I hope Santa will bring the best for you because you deserve it. Wishing you Merry Christmas!”


Christmas Quotes For Friends

Are you looking for the perfect Christmas wishes to send to your friends? Here are some Christmas quotes for friends that will make them smile

“May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter, & goodwill & may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Have a Merry Christmas.”


“Wishing you a happy, healthy, and colorful life this Christmas. Enjoy every moment with your family, friends, and your loved ones. Merry Christmas to all my friends!”


“Let the lights of Christmas guide you to success and prosperity and bring happiness and peace to your life! Merry Christmas my best friend!”


“Wishing you a joyous, colorful, and love-filled Christmas. May this Christmas bring happiness and peace to you. All my best wishes to you this Christmas. Merry Christmas, friend.”


“My biggest Christmas present is having you by my side, my friend. Merry Christmas to you and your family.”


“The joy of this holy occasion will surely fill your life with eternal happiness. May the happiness stays with you forever. Merry Christmas my friend!”


“You are miles apart, but distance never bothered our friendship. I love you, and I pray to God to fulfill all your wishes and prayers. Wishing you a Merry Christmas.”


“Christmas is knocking at the door. May all the blessings of this Christmas be yours. May you feel happiness all year round. Many many best wishes to you. Advance Merry Christmas.”


“Best friends are no less than a family. You are one of my best friends in life. I love you just as much as I love my family. Merry Christmas!”


“I am grateful to have spent another Christmas with a precious friend like you! Hoping that the ecstasy of the season lasts long inside your heart, friend! Merry Christmas!”


“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. Thank you for allowing me to choose you. Wishing you a very special Christmas!”


“Merry Christmas, buddy! Our friendship has always been full of pleasant experiences and ceaseless joy, just like this holiday season! On this joyous day, spread love generously, and it will return to you tenfold!”


“This Christmas, I want to thank you for always being there for me when I needed you the most. I wish you all the happiness knock at your door at this festival. Merry Christmas, best friend.”


“Congratulations on a joyful and wonderful holiday – Christmas! I want to wish your heart to be overflowing with happiness. May your life be full of love and tranquillity, success and new achievements. Happy and warm Christmas to you, my dear friend.”


Thanks for reading our list of Christmas quotes. I hope you enjoyed them. These Christmas quotes as a reminder of the peace and joy the world experiences on this very special day. With these quotes, you can spread messages of joy, love, and peace.

Which one are your favourite quotes? Do let us know in the comment section!!

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